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New renter technologies for 2013

Technology is driving change everywhere you look: the way we work, the way we live, the way we ride horses. Renters now can enjoy many of the advances that formerly only home owners could afford. Where will this lead us? Crystal ball time – here are some of the technological advances that renters will enjoy [...]

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Apartment hunting with your roommate for fun and profit

Apartment hunting for one is fun, but why not bring a roommate along and make it twice as nice? Actually, apartment hunting sucks… anything you can do to relieve the tedium is a victory for the good guys. So why not try a couple of the games below to see if you can liven things [...]

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Don’t be a sucky roommate

1) Don’t be a complete ass. 2) Do you make it impossible for your roommate to get some well-deserved sleep when you stumble home at 3am on a Wednesday night drunk, shouting incoherently, and playing the stereo at full volume? Ask your roommate to punch you in the face – this may discourage you from [...]

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5 Worst pets for renters

Looks and cool tricks aside, these pets should be avoided. Odds are, your lease won’t mention these animals because they’re rare but being excluded from the list doesn’t mean that they’re welcomed. Meet some of the worst pets for renters. Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches- This should go without saying, right? Wrong. There is a community of [...]

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Got your tax money back… now what?

Hahaha, now what indeed, my friend! It’s like winning the lottery or Christmas in April – straight cash, homie! Take care and guard your new found lucre. Make the most of this windfall and it will pay you back tenfold in future earnings. Here are some suggestions about how to use your tax rebate wisely: [...]

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How to sell your roommate

Trying to get rid of your roommate? If giving them 30 days notice and asking them nicely to move out is just too easy, try a different tactic. How about sending them a subtle message by trying to sell them on Craigslist? Offer a dirt cheap price – say, $50 – or just a case [...]

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April Fools Day pranks that don’t completely suck

Ready to make your friends, family, and co-workers look like a bunch of idiots and hate your guts for a few days? You’re in luck – April Fools Day is right around the corner and we’ve got some ideas for some sweet pranks that will let you laugh at the misfortune of others and hopefully [...]

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April Fool’s Day pranks that will make you hate your friends

Sometimes, jokes simply aren’t funny. I loathe April Fool’s Day for plenty of reasons. I always get in trouble because I don’t take anything that anyone says seriously. (“Wait. The deadline was really today?! I thought that was a cruel joke.”) When I do decide to be a bit vulnerable, I always get screwed over [...]

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Ask Kombucha: Are dog training tips OK for roommates?

Have a roommate issue? Ask Kombucha! Email us at editors (at) rentcafe (dot) com. Dear Kombucha: I found your blog online and I really need help. My roommate has trouble understanding basic concepts like sit, stay, and don’t make a mess on the kitchen floor. My question is: Is it appropriate to use dog-training behavior [...]

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Ode to the Roommate, Part 2

Dust off the parchment and ready your quill, it is time for another haiku-off!! Who cares about Pi Day and it’s never ending stream of digits? I have three numbers for you, well just two, really. 5 7 5 GO!   Will Work for Farmville Crops No cash for our bills? Where does all her money go? [...]

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Coping with March Madness in your home

The loss of a loved one to March Madness is a serious and tragic event, indeed. Learn how to coexist in an apartment with someone who is suffering from the sickness, and discover ways that you can help. March Madness is a potentially deadly virus that strikes the population late in the first quarter after [...]

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Second City will make Chicago history into humor

Second City has always been known for its success at making Chicago laugh. The acclaimed comedy club, a Windy City institution for more than 50 years, has announced plans to create a new show in partnership with the Chicago History Museum. They are betting that some of the historical anecdotes from the city’s past will [...]